You’re Never More Than Two Feet From Success

…as long as you put your best foot forward! All of us do things in [...]

It’s Hard to Get Up with the Get Down Feeling!

So Get up offa that Thing and Dance—You’ll Feel Better! Every now and then, I [...]

We’ve Gone Nose, Ear, and Thought Blind!

I love a clever turn of phrase, and Febreze has hit a home run with [...]

If It Walks, Talks, and Looks Like a Turkey

If it Walks like a Turkey, Talks like a Turkey, and Looks like a Turkey… [...]

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Going Down for the Count

I’m a glass half-full guy! I figured it this way—you can’t fix something until it’s [...]

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If First You Don’t Succeed, You Haven’t Failed Enough!

As a humorist, I want to clear up a very important misconception: I am not [...]

Shazam – It Ain’t Rocket Science

Well, it’s road trip time. Every month or so, my wife and I love to [...]

The Duh Syndrome: Differentiating Us Hillbillies

This is the second installation of things that people say to their customers that sticks [...]